I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
That’s what I always do. I take all my 20s to the bank and DEMAND CRISP ONE DOLLAR BILLS.
These angry birds just aren’t angry enough. They need to DO FUCKIN WORK!
Om nom nom your items!” - Brandi
“Yeah? Om nom nom a dick!” - Paul
Rookie: Just remember, I’m collecting all these flowers to give to your shorty.
Demios: What shorty?
Rookie: See, I hate when niggas say that.
Downloads and Antivirus
- Sntacks: But will Kaspersky view it as a Trojan?
- Tetro: Maybe. But I think there's a way to tell your antivirus to go suck a dick.
Hashtags on Twitter
- Chad: Why did you use the hashtag "car"
- Sera: Well, I thought anyone interested in buying a car might want to see that.
- Chad: Who searches for the hashtag car?
- Tetro: I just did.
- Sera: See? Sorry for using a hashtag correctly.
Stupid shit we say. Enjoy. You're welcome.
